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AL BRUNO III IS A WRITER OF IRREGULAR TALENT WHOSE WORK IS IRREGULARLY READ. HE PREFERS TO WRITE COMEDY AND HORROR BUT IS SOMETIMES UNSURE OF THE DIFFERENCE.
These are some of his favorite pictures and links as well as his regularly unscheduled blog updates.


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From THE UNKNOWN MOVIES
 

 
By this point, you may be wondering if the movie has any original ideas of its own. Well, there are a few. For one thing, there’s… um… ah… oh yeah, the fact that the events in this movie don’t take place a long time ago, but in the future. Also, Star Wars didn’t have a female robot that, after Dagg tinkers with the circuitry in her posterior (“You’ve got no right to go probing around inside of me,” protests the female robot at one point), all of a sudden has the hots for her human master, eventually getting a deep kiss in the mouth from him. And Star Wars didn’t contain enema references, as well as a character suggesting that the rugged space smuggler was actually having some sort of gay relationship with the youthful hero on a quest…