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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: A Season In Hell Prologue ‘Personal Journal Entry #1’
Prologue: Personal Journal Entry #1
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
…Brian Foster here. I arrived today, back in Albany again. So many of my friends moved away from this city after graduation only to come back a few years later. What is it about my home town that makes it so hard to escape? Does it have a kind of social gravity or does it just suck?
Living in an apartment above a pawn shop isn’t where I thought I’d find myself at this point in my life, but I guess beggars can’t be choosers can they?
“Careful,” I said as I struggled to get my lucky futon up the second flight of stairs. My cousin Roy kept panting and begging for a rest. I didn’t see what all the whining was about; I was the one doing most of the lifting- all he had to do was push. Truth be told, Roy hadn’t been much help at all in this endeavor but the chubby, balding almost forty year old man was the only family I had left in upstate New York. So as I said before beggars can’t be choosers.
Is there anybody out there reading this? I hadn’t expected to ever make another entry on this blog but then again I never expected to be thrown out of college and banned from ever returning to the town of Loch Sheldrake either. So there we are.
“Dude,” Roy panted, “you said this was a fully furnished apartment. You don’t need this thing.”
“Just a few more steps and we’re done,” I said, “then we can order that pizza.”
And that was true this was the last of it; everything else was stacked, piled or thrown into the middle of my new digs. It wasn’t much to look at; two boxes of clothes, five totes filled with books and DVDs, my computer, my laptop, not much at all really. I didn’t have much to show for the last couple of years, just a police record and some recurring nightmares.
Suddenly I was the only person holding the futon, I lurched forward, my spine popped in protest. I had to set my end down too. “Roy? What the Hell are you doing?”
“Just taking a break. I need a cigarette.”
“We’re six steps from the door!” I yelled.
His voice became a biting staccato, “I. Need. A. Cigarette.”
Same old Roy, God help me.
One long Marlboro moment later we got the damn thing through the apartment door…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
A Season In Hell
Prologue
Personal Journal Entry #1
by
Al Bruno III
…once my lucky futon was right in front the TV set my cousin and I relaxed with a few beers. The promise of free beer, not familial loyalty, is what had sealed the deal with Roy. That’s OK I get it- moving is one of the more mundane nightmares out there, but it is still a nightmare. I had my laptop plugged in and was enjoying some music, well I was trying to enjoy some music, Roy didn’t have much nice to say about any of my tunes.
“What the Hell is this?” he was sitting on my futon, I was stretched out on the recliner.
“Regina Spektor,” I explained, “she’s got a really great-”
“Good,” Roy took a swig of Sam Adams, “now I’ll never have to worry about buying any of her stuff by accident.”
“Awww man.”
“You should listen to Hatebeak, they’re awesome,” he paused in his talking to belch loudly and deeply, “they’re so hardcore they don’t even tour. They’re all about the music.”
“If you say so,” I said. Then I remembered, “Hey weren’t you in a band?”
“Yeah… but nothing came of it. That’s all I get Brian, nothing.”
Nothing is right. That is what my Mom and Grandma always said about Roy, “That boy is never gonna amount to anything.” A pretty hurtful thing to say and an even more hurtful thing to repeat, but if you think I’m using Roy’s real name here you’re crazy.
“I wish I’d stayed with it,” he pulled a joint from his pocket, “my job is a pain in the ass, the hours, the co-workers, all of it.”
I stared in disbelief, “You work at a strip club!”
“I work at a hellhole, they’re all idiots. The girls are skanks. The other bartenders are losers, and the only good thing about the boss is that she pays me under the table,” he lit up and inhaled the thick, oily smoke. “None of that Social Security bullshit.”
Tax evasion, drugs and rock and roll, Roy was living the life all right: thirty years old and still a teenager in so many ways. He wasn’t even trying to grow up and move on, he was happy to just get by. Sometimes I pitied him, sometimes I envied him.
“You know,” I said, “the cable guy will be here in about half an hour.”
“So?”
“So? He might not like having to come into an apartment that smells like stoner central.”
“Fuck him then,” Roy laughed and offered me the joint, “you want some or not?”
I shrugged and took a puff, cable guy be damned…
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…it’s always hard to get to sleep that first night in a new place. You feel like an intruder, a Goldilocks waiting for the three bears to come home. Every sound, every play of light and shadow across the room makes you realize that you’re not where you belong.
But where do I belong now?
Sleep eluded me. Was it the beers, the pot or the greasy pizza, or all of the above? I tossed and turned and occasionally farted up a storm. By the time I considered taking a sleeping pill it was already too late to do so. My first day of work was tomorrow and I thought if might be more professional to be physically exhausted than chemically drowsy.
Finally I reached that place where I was sorta, kinda asleep: the kind of asleep where you’re either half awake or dreaming about insomnia.
It must have been three AM when it happened. I was lying on my side, maybe dozing, maybe not when I felt a hand brush through my hair. A braver man might have spun around and sat up, but I’m no hero. I laid perfectly still and tried to control my breathing.
Unless of course I really was asleep but you can’t smell things in your dreams and I know I smelled perfume; My grandmother’s perfume to be exact.
And as you longtime readers know, Grandma’s been dead for a while now.
To Be Continued
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: SLIM TO NONE has ended, but is it really over?
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part seventeen ‘Photo Finish’
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
Part Thirteen: It’s What’s Inside That Counts
Part Nine: Foster Got Fingered
Part Eleven: Pineapple Rendition
Part Twelve: The Clemens Callback
Part Thirteen: Run In With The Devil
Part Fourteen: Women And Children
Part Fifteen: The Tarantino Situation
Part Sixteen: Our Nada Who Art In Nada
Part Seventeen: Photo Finish…May 9th: Hello again, I know it’s been a while. We have a lot of catching up to do and I’d like to begin at the ending.
Right now, I’m sitting in an all night doughnut shop on the outskirts of Troy. So far I’ve eaten two chocolate frosted, two jelly filled and one glazed.
The last meal of a condemned man? Kinda.
As soon as I’ve proofed and posted this I’m going to smash this laptop and toss it into the dumpster out back. Then I’m going to call Inspector Bradshaw and tell him where he can find me.
Once the boys in blue get here I’ll go quietly. When they ask me about the events of March 18th, I’ll tell them all of it; the stuff they can corroborate, the stuff that contradicts what they know and the stuff that will make no damn sense.
Will they send me to the nut-hatch? Will I go to jail? Will Mrs. Vincenzo ever forgive me?
With that said let me fill you in on what I’ve been up to for the last fifty-two days…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None part
seventeen
‘Photo Finish’
by
Al Bruno III
…many of you that read my last blog post probably thought the same thing- “You idiot! You just confessed to a murder on the Internet! What do you think this is? Reddit?”
Well not so fast everyone Don’t go jumping to conclusions, just look over what I actually said;
…if this had been a movie the camera would have pulled slowly away from the bleak remains of Colonie Village Elementary… If this had been a movie the scene would have ended with the sound of a single gunshot.
Nowhere in that stunningly well written sentence does it say who shot who. Was I the only one there? Had Suzie brought a gun of her own? Was the Slender Man packing heat?
All I will say is that no one will ever find the gun or Suzie (REDACTED). They’re gone.
Still though, I had broken my parole so leaving town seemed like a nice idea.
Did I mention that Ashley Fowler left a wad of hundred dollar bills in the back of her car? If she will forgive me for saying so, she had some serious junk in her trunk; aside from the money there had been a 2-liter bottle of soda, a gas can, a crowbar, some comic books and magazines, a length of rope, a flashlight, a chemistry textbook, a hand saw, a tape measure, some shotgun shells (but no shotgun), jumper cables, a tool box, a book on steam power, and the headlight for an Oldsmobile.
I decided I wanted to see Cape Cod but for some reason I thought Cape Cod was in New Hampshire so I found myself in the town of Plaistow. It seemed like a nice place so I booked a hotel and settled in.
It was a relief to know that Tameka (REDACTED), Leroy (REDACTED) and Bob (REDACTED) were safe. Suzie had been the center of the disturbance and now that she was gone there would be no further visits from tall, dark and awful. In time Tameka and Bob would forget.
Leroy still emails me, I never answer him though. He needs to forget too.
I spent all day and night in my little motel room, only going out to get food or reading material. For a little while I toyed with the idea of writing a novel; something deep, meaningful and mundane but it turns out that unless I’m sharing my nightmares with the world I don’t have much to say.
Afternoon trash TV became my addiction; the People’s Court and the Maury Povich show were my only friends and honestly? I was OK with that.
More than a few websites talked about my encounter with the Slender Man, a lot of them didn’t believe my story. Reports of the Entity being in High Point, North Carolina at the same time I was dealing with it made people suspicious.
I say so what? Weren’t there stories of the saints appearing in two places at once? Didn’t the government refer to the Priest of Nothing as a ‘Quantum Organism’?
And what about what Suzie had said? That she’d only met the creature a few months ago and that it had ‘sent a blessing back in time’?
Considering what I know now I don’t like to think about the ramifications of that
For the first few days of my life as a fugitive I expected every day to end with discovery and arrest but by my second week in Plaistow I figured that no one was looking for me, I wasn’t a priority.
I figured wrong.
It was about two weeks ago around three in the morning. Footsteps right outside my room woke me from a deep sleep. I rolled out of bed and crawled to the window. How long did I gently fuss with the curtains so I could peek outside without being detected?
Don’t ask.
Finally I saw something. It was some guy, maybe my age, he had on glasses and a windbreaker. He didn’t look like anybody I knew so I stayed quiet.
The part that caught my attention the most was that the guy was wearing some kind of a harness. And not the pervy kind of harness either, it was just a pair of nylon straps that he was using to fasten a video camera to his chest.
He didn’t knock, he didn’t kick in the door, he scratched at it for a few minutes, then walked away. I waited until the bright safety of morning before I checked to see what he had done.
A circle with an X through it had been carved over the peephole…
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…I never stayed in the same place twice after that and as a result I never saw that guy again. What had he wanted?
I Don’t know and I don’t care.
Six weeks on the lamb and I started to feel lonely. It made me a spendthrift, I bought a Playstation and some games. I started visiting whatever tourist attractions the town I was staying in had to offer. No matter where I was there was always a strip club to be found via Google Maps so I spent a lot of money on lapdances.
Seriously, a lot of money.
Yesterday I found a Dropbox account I had pretty much forgotten about. It didn’t have much in it, mostly personal photographs- Mom, Grandma and crazy Cousin Roy.
And one of Sara Bishop and me; a selfie. It was after we had started sleeping together but a little bit before I had fallen in love with her. I had tried to make her forget about her problems by taking her to Lake George Village. I loved the place with its wax museum, arcades and historical landmarks. It had been a good day, a perfect day.
It hurt to delete that picture but I never want to see it again. I just want to get back to New York and let the chips fall where they may. I’m almost looking forward to the idea of a long jail sentence.
This life of mine, these encounters and adventures, I don’t want them anymore. I don’t want to be the Night Blogger, I don’t even want to be Brian Foster, I’d much rather be known by an inmate ID number.
That picture, that memory, is ruined forever and I bet you can guess why. If I emailed it to you the first thing you would see is me and Sara, cheek to cheek and grinning like fools.
But look more closely and you can see Judd’s Bar in the background and to the right of that an alley. I never noticed it before but there was a man standing in that alley.
You can’t make out his face but you can see he’s very tall.
And slender.
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part sixteen ‘Our Nada Who Art In Nada’
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
Part Thirteen: It’s What’s Inside That Counts
Part Nine: Foster Got Fingered
Part Eleven: Pineapple Rendition
Part Twelve: The Clemens Callback
Part Thirteen: Run In With The Devil
Part Fourteen: Women And Children
Part Fifteen: The Tarantino Situation
Part Sixteen: Our Nada Who Art In Nada
…March 18th: if this had been a movie the scene would have begun with a distant shot of Colonie Village Elementary at midnight. The building was on the edge of the streetlights’ illumination. All the ordinary sounds of Central Avenue were subdued, what little traffic there was sped past with an empty whoosh.
If this had been a movie the camera would have slowly, cautiously drawn in closer. There was a scrap of police tape snagged on an old hedge and a patch of oil to mark where Clayton (REDACTED) had spent the last night of his life. A flashlight beam, my flashlight beam, panned across the tableau to reveal boarded over doors and windows; each one had a circle with X’s spray-painted on it. The brim of my new fedora was pulled down low and I had a crowbar in my other hand. After a moment I put the flashlight away and started prying at the slabs of plywood blocking the side door. I’m wasn’t the least bit cautious or quiet about it.
After a few moments of grunting and cursing the boards cracked and fell loose. That done I dropped the crowbar, it can’t help me anymore. Then I retrieved the flashlight from my pocket. My first steps into the building were careful to the point of timidity, as though I was afraid the structure would collapse around me. If this had been a movie the last thing the audience would have seen of me was the illumination from my flashlight slowly fading away…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part sixteen
Our Nada Who Art In Nada
by
Al Bruno III
…if you’ve been following along then you know that I’m doing this for the sake of three kids I barely know; two of which have recently threatened my life.
But I don’t hold that against them, in their place I might have done the same thing. Originally I had planned for them to join me on this little excursion-slash-exorcism but they had still been out cold on the floor of Tameka’s apartment when I started hearing sirens. No doubt it was the boys in blue coming to investigate Tameka’s futile attempt to put a cap in the ass of a meme with a body count. I’d had no choice but to run, run here, to where it all started.
As I made my way through the first floor of the school the only things I heard were my nervous breaths and the sound of debris crunching underfoot. I don’t like to think of how many abandoned structures I’ve made my way through over the years. Cellars, attics and tunnels. Oh my!
Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
I was halfway to the middle of the building when I stopped dead in my tracks and switched out my flashlight. I stood there for a minute or so, just waiting and listening. Then I clicked the light on and started walking again.
Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
Funny thing about burnt out structures, it always sounds the same when you’re walking through them. All the fallen sections of ceiling and cracked floor tiles, all those bits of wood and glass; it can almost fool your ears into thinking you’re walking through a fresh snowfall.
But your nose won’t let you believe that because the smell of burnt wood and plaster that has been scorched, soaked and dried is unmistakeable. I swept my flashlight through one of the classrooms, it had been emptied out and boarded over like all the others, but this one still had its chalkboard intact. Someone had written on it;
“Our nada who art in nada
nada be thy name
thy kingdom nada
thy will be nada
in nada as it is in nada.”
Of course I recognized the quote. Between this and the Mark Twain it looked like someone was trying to wring every last drop of value from their English degree.
Dead center of Colonie Village Elementary were the stairs that lead down to the basement level. The articles I’d read told me that one half of the basement was where the janitor kept his tools of the trade, and the other half had been converted into a music room. Twenty kids had been there the day of the fire; they had all escaped but most ended up being hospitalized for smoke inhalation.
The janitor hadn’t been so lucky, but before you start trying to connect the dots, he was a short, stocky man with an actual face. I headed down the basement stairs, they were nice solid concrete steps, no crumbling wood for me to go crashing through at the worst possible moment. Still though, I walked cautiously with one hand pressed against the wall. After all we can’t be too careful when we marching towards almost certain annihilation can we?
I stopped again and killed the flashlight. I was in the basement now and it was so dark that my eyes were playing tricks on me. “Who’s there?” I called out, “I can hear you!”
Actually I couldn’t hear a damn thing but if you’re going to go looking for trouble it’s always polite to make yourself easy to find.
Then it was lights back on and a quick turn to the right.
Back in the day the music room must have been the most depressing music room in the history of music rooms. It was a perfectly square, perfectly windowless brick pit. All the fire did was scorch the gray walls to a sooty black. And honestly? That probably improved it. A music room? Only if you want to raise a generation of goths and death metal aficionados.
Once my back was against the far wall I called out “Come on then. Don’t keep me waiting.”
A figure walked into the circle of my flashlight beam; hooded, slightly hunched and still wearing that fanged, googly eyed mask. “…I, yOuR pOoR sErVaNt,” Crooked Teeth spoke into its smartphone again, autotune was set to maximum, “HaVe ReVeAlEd YoU tO yOuRsElF aNd SeT yOu FrEe….”
“Why don’t you just cut the shit…” I said calmly, “…Suzie.”
The smartphone clattered to the floor, the masked figure stood perfectly still. Was it shock or anger I was seeing? I took ten steps foreword. Finally Crooked Teeth spoke, “How long have you known?”
“Not long.” I admitted, “The finger was a nice touch.”
“The Priest should have taken it… And you.”
“Was that… The Priest’s idea or yours? How much of all this was your doing?”
“The Priest of Nothing saved us from the fire,” she said, “and saved us for the smoke. We all promised.”
“No,” I said, “be honest.”
“Alright then,” Suzie looked feverish and pale. She said, “I promised them to the Priest. Seven children. One for each arm.”
I switched off the flashlight. The dull illumination from the smartphone had a sickly underwater quality to it. Was enough for her to see my expression? Did it matter? “Listen,” I said, “you were a kid when you made that promise.”
“I wasn’t a child, I was 18 years old. It was only a few months ago,” she explained, “the Priest of Nothing sent a blessing back in time, that blessing became a fire.”
A blessing back in time? That was one headache-inducing revelation I neither wanted or needed so I blew right past it. “The Slender Man is nothing but a figment of the Internet’s imagination. A high tech demon called a Nirmita. You can stop this.”
“I can’t.”
“You can.”
“He’s here,” she smiled.
Air wafted over my back like something rushing forward. I had heard no footsteps but I could feel a presence behind me, it made my skin prickle and my mind ache. When I blinked my eyes I heard static.
I did not, would not turn around.
“He’s here,” Suzie spoke reverently. Her eyes glimmered, her vision was focused on something at least a foot over my head.
How can you not see something but know exactly what it looks like? Even without turning around I knew every detail of the Entity. The empty face, head cocked to one side like a curious bird. The necktie the color of smoke, or maybe it was smoke. It’s suit was immaculate and a perfect fit for a body that bent and stretched and swarmed with limbs.
“Never to have lived is best…” the voice was in my head but it was not mine. It was soft as the prayer of a dying man, “…never to have drawn the breath of life, never to have looked into the eye of day.”
That was Yeats. Yeats here and Hemingway on the chalkboard upstairs. Where were these quotes coming from? Why was this monster so well read? It didn’t matter, I wouldn’t let it matter.
This time, when I pulled the pistol from my waistband it didn’t snag. I could feel long fingers curling around me but I didn’t look. I drew a bead on Suzie.
“Don’t make me do this,” I said. It was time for one last chance, one last cliche, “Don’t make me shoot you…”
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…if this had been a movie the camera would have pulled slowly away from the bleak remains of Colonie Village Elementary. Seconds would have ticked by with agonizing slowness, the nearby streetlights would have flickered and dogs would have howled in the distance. Earlier there had been stars in the sky, but now the horizon was black.
If this had been a movie the scene would have ended with the sound of a single gunshot.
To Be Concluded
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part fifteen ‘The Tarantino Situation’
…March 18th: When Leroy (REDACTED) told me what Bob (REDACTED) and Tameka (REDACTED) were up to I freaked out. Apparently the plan had been for them to deal with Kurt and for Leroy to deal with me.
Naturally I had managed to talk Leroy out of cutting my throat but I doubted that Kurt had the same interpersonal skills and gift for bald faced lying that I did.
In other words things were about to get uglier…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part fifteen
The Tarantino Situation
by
Al Bruno III
…speeding was not an option so it took us forty-five agonizing minutes to reach Tameka’s residence. Leroy rode shotgun and kept trying to reach her but all calls went right to voicemail. It was just the same with Bob, no answer.
Were we already too late? I had to wonder.
Tameka lived in a basement apartment off of Lark Street, one of the many converted Victorian style brownstones that were so common in the area around Washington Park. These streets were close to the college campus so there were bars and restaurants everywhere. Ordinarily it was a hub of activity marked by snarls of traffic, but not tonight. Tonight everyone had decided to stay home and why not? It felt like there was a storm brewing even though were wasn’t a cloud in the sky.
I parked the Pontiac Firebird beside a fire hydrant. Leroy jumped out of the car before I killed the engine. I watched him head down the basement steps to Tameka’s apartment but didn’t follow right away. The .45 caliber automatic pistol I had stolen from Ashley Fowler was under the passenger seat. I checked to make sure it was loaded. It was and there was a bullet in the chamber too. I slipped the weapon into my waistband and said a quiet prayer to Anton Chekov.
By the time I got to Tameka’s apartment the door was open and Leroy was already inside. He had kicked it in. Tameka’s aprtment was a four room affair, parlor, bedroom, bathroom and kitchen. The only room that had a light on was the kitchen, all four of the remaining members of the Colonie Village Nine were there.
Kurt was tied to a chair and singing with the voice of a lunatic;
“Suzie had a matchbox, she kept it hidden well
She let a matchstick smolder and burned the school to
Hello Operator give me number nine
The Man is in the forest and all he has is time!”
Not what I wanted to hear but at least it wasn’t MacArthur Park. “OK everybody,” I tried to sound calm as I walked into the kitchen, “I think there was been enough tying people to chairs for one night.”
Tameka shouted, “What the fuck is he doing here?”
“I’m here to help.”
Then I realized she had a gun of her own, mostly because she was pointing it right in my face, “Ever since you started helping we started dropping like flies!”
Leroy and Bob had no idea what to do, Kurt started singing again;
“Don’t you cry for Clayton, Clayton broke the spell
His brains went to the windshield his soul went straight to
Hello Operator give me number nine!
Alone in shoreless space you’ll suffer but not die!”
The lyrics for that song scared me more than the revolver half an inch from my nose, “How long has he been doing that?”
“The first part for a while,” Bob said, “but that last part is new.”
“Yeah,” Tameka said, “funny how he started right after he saw you.”
“Please,” I said to her, “put the gun down. Let’s talk about this.”
Leroy begged, “Listen to him. He knows what’s going on.”
“Oh I bet,” her smile was dangerous.
“I think this is all going too far,” Bob said, “I think I’m going to be sick.”
“Fighting amongst ourselves isn’t going to solve anything,” I said, “I know what we need to do now. We need to get to the school and end this.”
“Fuck you,” Tameka shook the revolver for emphasis. “Fuck you and your stupid hat.”
“Actually this isn’t my regular hat…”
“Gigi saw the Stranger, he caught her when she fell
he carried her in his arms and brought her home to
Hello Operator give me number eight
You might think she was early but it was just too late!”
Tameka rounded on Kurt, pointing the revolver at him, “Shut up!”
That was my moment to act. I grabbed for my pistol but it caught on the waistband of my boxers. The tearing sound alerted her and she swung her gun arm back around.
My gun in her face, hers in mine. It was a scene that would have given Quentin Tarantino an errection.
And still Kurt sang on;
“Julio got a phone call, it sounded pretty swell
He found the Man was waiting to drag him off to
Hello Operator give me number seven
We were all like angels but won’t get into Heaven!”
“Jesus Christ!” Bob was nearly sobbing, “Someone’s gonna get killed.”
“Tell her it isn’t you in the mask!” Leroy yelled.
Tameka’s eyes darted to the others and back again, “Then who is it? It ain’t me.”
“Or me.” Bob said.
“Or me.” Leroy said.
All Kurt could add to the conversation was;
“David started running, to where he wouldn’t tell
When he saw what in his back seat he screamed loud as
Hello Operator give me number six
As soon as Brian sees it he’ll be shitting bricks!”
There was a figure ducking through the kitchen doorway; faceless, tall and slender. It’s arms were shadows that stretched and split off.
The air was filled with a sound like static, it almost drowned out the sound of Leroy screaming and Kurt singing.
Tameka opened fire, emptying her revolver into the thing. Bob was on his knees, his hands were over his face.
Then it was in the kitchen, growing taller, swelling up but not out. I was close enough to see that it really was a suit and tie that the Spindly Man was wearing. Somehow I had expected it to be a pattern fused onto its skin but no, the fabric was wrinkled and the tie had slipped loose of the jacket. The sound of static was growing louder but I realized it wasn’t coming from the entity, it was inside my head; the hiss of synapses on the verge of malfunction.
This isn’t real! I thought, It isn’t real!
No! It is real. I thought again, You’re just not. You never were.
With my free hand I pulled out my disposable camera phone and snapped a picture of the Spindly Man. It lashed out with a mass of arms sending all five of us flying…
*
…I was the only one that wasn’t knocked out cold, so I was able to see what happened to Kurt. I saw the Spindly Man reach out and pick him up. Size and perspective twisted out of true; first it had Kurt in its arms, then it was cradling him like a baby.
Kurt grew smaller and smaller until he was just a scrap of humanity. Then the Entity closed it’s fingerless hands and Kurt was gone.
To Be Continued
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Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part fourteen ‘Women And Children’
…March 18th: I’ve got a car, cash and a sweet laptop, that’s more than most fugitives get.
How much of my experience has been a hallucination? Don’t know. Maybe I visited Bikini Bottom, maybe I didn’t. Maybe I saw a dead baby in the Devil’s handbag, maybe I didn’t. Those are things I can ponder later, for now my only reality is Leroy (REDACTED), Bob (REDACTED), Tameka (REDACTED) and Kurt (REDACTED), the only remaining members of the Colonie Village Nine…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part fifteen
Women And Children
by
Al Bruno III
…Leroy was actually glad to see me, poor sap. He didn’t have any information at all about Dave (REDACTED)’s disappearance, he hadn’t even known about it until the police showed up and started asking questions.
“Last time I got an email from him was almost a week ago,” Leroy explained, “he was talking about getting out of town, maybe going to live with his aunt in Greystone Bay.”
There were books piled on Leroy’s kitchen table, Slenderman: From Fiction to Fact, Urban Legends and Internet Lore, House Of Leaves, the Conspiracy Against The Human Race, and Crepuscular. He’d been studying. I thought aloud, “Maybe Dave did leave. Maybe he left and didn’t tell anyone.”
“Then what about his girlfriend?” Leroy said.
“He had a girlfriend?”
“Yeah,” Leroy pulled up the online edition of the Times Union, “she ran a comic book store in Troy. They found her stuffed in the refrigerator.”
“That wasn’t necessary,” I sighed, “the Proxy did it just to be cruel. The Spindly Man isn’t one for leaving bodies.”
Leroy closed the browser window, “Crooked Teeth is one of us isn’t he?”
I nodded, “He or she.”
Do you know who it is?”
All I know is that it isn’t you. After all you got attacked by it.”
“So it has to be one of the others,” he went over to the table and started straightening his books into two neat little piles. Terror has a way of making people anal retentive. You can’t control the monster waiting for you in the dark but you can damn well organize your sock drawer.
“Yeah,” I lied.
“But you don’t know who.”
“Yeah,” I lied again.
Leroy looked like he wanted to cry. I wanted to pat him on the shoulder and tell him it was going to be alright but that was the kind of lie I couldn’t bring myself to tell. So instead I excused myself to the bathroom.
It wasn’t that I had to go, I just needed a moment alone. Was I really going to try and end all this tonight? I was betting an awful lot on the advice of a crazy woman and an even crazier hunch. I fiddled around with my shiny new disposable phone trying to download my contacts and emails but I was locked out of everything. That led to a long unhappy silence where I tried to figure out who could have done such a thing. Then I started feeling sorry for myself, I wasn’t even thirty years old and I already had a rogues gallery.
After a little while longer Leroy called, “You OK in there?”
In order to keep up appearances I flushed the toilet and noisily washed my hands. When I walked out of the bathroom Leroy was waiting for me. There was a knife in his hand. He pushed me back against the door frame.
“How do I know it isn’t you?” Leroy spoke through clenched teeth. He was obviously terrified, I was just annoyed. He said, “How do I know you aren’t doing this?”
“Because…” I began, “This started happening before you met me.”
“Maybe you planned this all along, some kind of mindgame publicity stunt.”
“Ohhhhhhh,” I smiled and nodded, “now I get it. You’ve been talking to Detective Bradshaw haven’t you?”
He asked again, “How do I know it isn’t you?”
I spoke slowly and deliberately, someone this nervous was likely to cut me and I was all out of superglue, “Leroy, think about what you’re saying. All this began almost twenty years ago, I was ten years old! How could I have taken photos and home movies of the fire?”
“It isn’t fair!” he shouted, “We were just kids! You can’t hold us to a stupid promise we made when we were kids! We thought we were gonna die.”
“This is new.” I took hold of his wrist and lowered the knife from my throat, then realized I had just put it in the vicinity of my groin so instead I just took it from him, “Let’s sit down, get a drink and talk.”
We had two beers each before we started talking and I finally got the real story of what happened the day of the fire. Apparently Suzie (REDACTED) was a real troublemaker, the kind of kid that would be labeled as having ADHD and medicated these days. She was always causing trouble and her classmates, the other members of the Colonie Village Nine, were the audience she played to. They loved her wild stories, cruel pranks and constant mischief. Imagine how excited they were when they learned she had brought a box of matches from home.
They could hardly wait until recess. The nine of them broke away from the other members of Mrs. Mcyntire’s first grade class and went to a secluded part of the playground and took turns burning things; paper, leaves, bits of grass and even a ladybug. They were having so much fun that they almost didn’t notice the teacher heading their way. Suzie slipped the box of matches into her pocket just in time.
But apparently she hadn’t blown that last match out because within a few hours the coat room was on fire. The fire and smoke spread unnaturally fast and despite all those fire drills, chaos and panic ruled the day. Somehow the members of the Colonie Village Nine got separated from the rest of the class. Scared and lost in the smoke they held hands and prayed…
*
…I know pretty shocking right? You aren’t supposed to pray in school.
Here’s the awful truth of it, but not the whole truth, not yet. Those nine scared kids prayed for someone to save them and someone did but not before they made a promise, a promise that someday they would be with him forever.
Now, as to how a guy with no fucking face could talk anyone into anything is beyond me but the whole thing sounds like a dirty trick to play on a bunch of kids.
It’s like my Grandpa used to say, “Monsters are just like sinking ships- it’s always women and children first.”
To Be Continued
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Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part eleven ‘Pineapple Rendition’
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
Part Thirteen: It’s What’s Inside That Counts
Part Nine: Foster Got Fingered
Part Eleven: Pineapple Rendition
…March 17th? How can it be March 17th? Wasn’t it the 15th like five minutes ago?
I remember… I posted the files from ‘Assignment Terror’ but something went wrong. Nothing saved right, it was all just text and nonsense. I tried to fix it over and over and nothing worked.
Then I… Then I woke up.
But when did I fall asleep?
My memories don’t make sense. Where do the hallucinations end and reality begin? There are holes in my arm marking where I was given shots of some kind of drug that has turned my memories into Swiss cheese.
All I can tell you is what happened, or at least what I think happened…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part eleven
Pineapple Rendition
by
Al Bruno III
…all around me are the sounds of work; shuffling footsteps, hushed voices and the hum of electronics. It could have been any office any where in the world, except that I don’t work in an office and even if I did I sure has Hell wouldn’t let them zip tie me to a chair in the middle of the room.
And I sure as Hell wouldn’t let them do it to me while I was in my boxers.
“Is it casual Friday?” I mumbled to no one in particular.
“He’s waking up again,” a miserable and strangely familiar voice said.
I blinked my eyes trying but the room was twisting and shifting as though I was underwater. Once the thought I was under the sea got in my head I couldn’t get rid of it.
“How am I breathing?” I asked.
A female voice chimed in, it had a thick Texas twang, “What in tarnation? How much Haloperidol did you give him?”
“Whatever was in the hypodermic,” another voice said, this one was high pitched, annoying but nominally male.
“Who are you people?” I spoke carefully, afraid that any moment seawater would rush in my mouth and rob me of breath, “Where am I? What’s the water pressure? Do I have gills?”
“What is he talkin’ about? You better not have killed another test subject.” The owner of the female voice drew close enough for me to make sense of her outline. Now I could see she was a giant squirrel wearing a space suit.
Suddenly everything made sense.
“Sandy Cheeks?” I said, “From Spongebob Squarepants? Is that you?”
“Uh…” a confused look crossed the rodent’s face, “sure. Sure it is.”
A turquoise octopus shoved Sandy out of the way and shone a penlight in my eyes, “You gave him too much you idiots! He’ll be incoherent for days!”
I started laughing, how could I not? “Are you the guys that messed up my blog?”
“Oh no,” the familiar, friendly and porous shape of Spongebob Squarepants shuffled into view, “we just kidnapped you. Your website had an incursion from the Entity.”
Squidward snarled at the yellow sponge, “Shut up would you?”
“Aw come on, how much is he going to remember at this point?”
I squinted my eyes and for a moment instead of comical characters I saw strangers in hazmat suits but I knew that was crazy. I knew that the seawater must have been playing tricks on my eyes. “What do you guys want?”
Suddenly a huge pink starfish grabbed hold of my shoulders and started shaking me, “WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FILE YOU HIPPIE PINKO?”
“What file? ‘Assignment Terror’?” I asked, “My friend Mike Whitehead gave it to me. It’s all there in my blog updates.”
“THERE IS NO SUCH PERSON AS MIKE WHITEHEAD! WE CHECKED!”
“Oh yeah,” I chuckled, “I totally made that name up to protect his identity.”
Patrick Star gestured in one direction, “WE NEED TO TAKE HIM FROM THE CHAIR-” Then in another, “AND PUT HIM ON THE WATERBOARD.”
Slowly and carefully the space suited squirrel pried Patrick’s grip from me, “Respectfully sir that isn’t why we’re here.”
“Yeah,” I said, “you tell him Sandy!”
They all stared at me in confusion. I hoped I hadn’t offended them, I was eager to get untied from the chair and go off with them to have whacky adventures. Sure I knew that living under the sea would violate the terms of my house arrest but I didn’t care.
There was something I did care about however. Something that gave me a pang of guilt. Wasn’t there something else I was supposed to be doing? Something involving a bunch of kids and a… And a…
“Slender Man…” I said, “Is this about Slender Man? Is he threatening Bikini Bottom?”
“Oh pul-ease,” Squidward turned away in disgust.
“Hey, lets talk about that scary Slender Man,” Spongebob put his arm around my shoulder, “have you seen him?”
“Not in person no,” I said, “I dreamed about him once.”
“Very interesting,” he scratched his chin, “and this happened after you started your investigations?”
“Yes.”
“Then how do you know he really exists?”
“There were videos.”
“How do you know the videos weren’t faked?”
“I don’t… But they looked real.”
“Ha!” the octopus said, his voice oozing with condescension “and I suppose you believe everything you see?”
I stared long and hard at Squidward, “Mostly.”
“Oh the irony,” he said before turning back to his sensors and monitors.
Everyone got quiet again. I think I heard mellow surf rock playing gently somewhere in the background. I began to feel uneasy, this conversation was starting to have sinister undertones.
“WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?” Patrick Star grabbed me by the throat, whenever he shook me the legs of the chair rattled against the metal floor, “WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES? WHY ARE YOU WITHHOLDING INFORMATION ABOUT THIS UNIQUELY AMERICAN RESOURCE?”
My brain rattled around in my skull, my eyeballs bulged comically. I was still zip tied to the chair so I couldn’t defend myself. I choked and gasped, my only thought was that this wasn’t even remotely the way I thought I would die.
At first I thought I was starting to faint then I realized the lights were flickering. The pink starfish dropped me to the metal floor, I hit it with a bone jarring clang. Spongebob shrieked. Sandy started yelling “It’s here! We did it!”.
There was a shape peeling itself out of the corner, a tall, squirming shape with an immaculate suit and an empty face. The sight of the entity drove Squidward to draw a revolver and put it to his head. Patrick began shouting at the thing, “I AM PLACING YOU UNDER ARREST IN THE NAME OF THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT!”
The lights flickered again and then every monitor and screen was filled with the face of a Synchro-Vox pirate. The pirate shouted, “Are you ready kids?”
A dozen arms erupted from the figure. Screams filled the air. Wherever those slender limbs touched my cartoony captors they burned the color away…
*
…you don’t have to believe a damn thing I just said. It’s just what I remember and whoever those people were it looks like they shot me up with the full contents of the Keith Richards home game.
What I can tell you is that I passed out again and when I came back to my senses I found I was almost alone in a narrow room filled with malfunctioning electronics. I was still lying on my side and still zip tied to a chair.
But like I said I was almost alone.
A familiar figure in a dark hoodie and a grotesque mask was crouching beside me.
My long strange night was just beginning…
To Be Continued
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part nine ‘Foster Got Fingered’
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
Part Thirteen: It’s What’s Inside That Counts
Part Nine: Foster Got Fingered
February 28th: I must report that I haven’t had a chance to post any of the ‘Assignment Terror’ files yet. In fact I’m just glad I had the sense to hide the data card it’s stored on in my buttcrack before the police arrived and began dutifully trashing my apartment.
“Ewwwwww!” yourself. I’ve got an otherworldly entity to deal with.
So how did I, Brian Carl Foster, end up in this latest in a series of revoltin’ developments? And why is it I won’t be able to sleep with the lights off for the next year at least?
Well, let me explain…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part nine
Foster Got Fingered
by
Al Bruno III
…sleep stopped being a friend to me years ago. I think the last truly peaceful night’s rest I got was back when Sara was still alive. Nowadays I just keep chugging along twenty-four hours a day until finally all the caffeine and jangled nerves in the world can’t keep me awake.
That’s what happened a little while after Mike Whitehead left. Oh sure I spent an hour or three poking around on the disk and I can’t wait to share what I found there. The government has been tracking this phenomena for years and there are reports of Slender Man sightings all over the world. A whole cult has grown up around his legend, people who call the Entity ‘the Priest of Nothing’ and actually want to be whisked away by it to something they call ‘the Fourth World’. There are scores of scientific reports that I can barely make sense of filled with terms like ‘Sigma Radiation’, ‘Quantum Organisms’ and ‘the Corenthal Testimony’.
And I just went off topic. Sorry.
What I am trying to say is that after a while of reading the same line of text over and over again I couldn’t stay awake any longer and I fell into bed. Then I was sleeping the kind of dreamless sleep reserved for the exhausted and the comatose.
It was about 4 in the morning when I woke up. It was that vertigo feeling that leaves you with the sensation the whole world is turning upside down. There was a low hiss of static, I turned to my nightstand and saw the radio alarm had gone off but it wasn’t tuned to any channel.
And considering the radio stations in Albany that isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
When I switched off the damn thing my hand brushed something soft. I squealed and propelled myself right off the other side of the bed.
Once the lights were on I saw it was just the sock monkey. You remember it right? The one that had been left on my doorstep like a present. I hadn’t seen it because of the cute little black suit it had been dressed in. I must have stuck it on my nightstand and forgotten about it.
I’d thought it was just a stupid little thing but it didn’t look so stupid at four in the morning. There was something about its smooth featureless face and overlong arms that left me with a feeling like heartburn.
Of course a minute later I was chiding myself for being a ninny so I tossed the damn thing across the room and went back to sleep again. This time I did dream; I dreamed I was lost in a forest filled with smoke. Sometimes the smoke would part, and I would glimpse a sky full of broken constellations. I sensed I was being followed but I couldn’t see who or what was lingering at the edge of my vision. I wanted to run by my legs wouldn’t obey, it was almost as though they knew that no matter how far I ran I would always be lost.
I woke up to another blare of static. I glared at the radio alarm, willing it to spontaneously combust. Then I saw the sock monkey lying beside it again.
I closed my eyes, shut them tight. I tried to convince myself that now I was really awake and what had happened before was just one of those dreams where you think you woke up. Or maybe I had woken up before and this was the dream.
Either way I’d be damned if I was going to keep freaking out over some homemade plush toy. I vowed to open my eyes, get out of bed and feed the damned thing into my garbage disposal in the calmest way possible.
I opened my eyes again and saw the sock monkey sitting up, reaching towards me…
*
…once I was done screaming I did grab that thing and shove it headfirst into the garbage disposal. There was a kind of grim satisfaction in watching the body spin around as it was torn into shreds.
Then something caught and clanked in the gears of the disposal. When I saw what it was I screamed some more, then I dialed 911.
Detective Bradshaw will be here soon and there will be questions, accusations and foul language but I’m not going to say a thing without my lawyer present.
You see whoever made me that sock monkey left me a little surprise inside it.
It was a finger, A woman’s finger. And I’m willing to bet it belongs to Suzie (REDACTED).
To be Continued
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part eight ‘Kalo Junction’
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
Part Thirteen: It’s What’s Inside That Counts
February 27th: Everything has been quiet here, no more disappearances, no more surreal and frightening encounters with the Entity, no more rash where the monitoring ankle bracelet meets my skin.
For yours truly life has been nothing but the three W’s; work, web browsing and wondering what the fuck I’m going to do next.
How did I find myself in a situation like this again? Leroy (REDACTED), Kurt (REDACTED), Bob (REDACTED), Dave (REDACTED) and Tameka(REDACTED) are depending on me! I hate that!
So after over a week of cajoling I finally managed to get Mike Whitehead to agree to help me out on this. Under ordinary circumstances cajoling Mike involved taking him out to the local strip club, buying him lap dances and serving as a kind of quality control for said lap dances.
See Mike is deaf so if he doesn’t have a spotter the girls will tell him the song they’re dancing to is over when it’s really only halfway through.
My plan was simple. Step one: hire a stripper for a private party. Step two: let her dazzle Mike with her mastery of the Terpsichorean Muse while her bodyguard and I play Jenga or something. Step three: Hope to God my landlady Mrs. Vincenzo doesn’t find out about it…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part eight
Kalo Junction
by
Al Bruno III
…“OK Brian I’ll tell you what I know but it’s not much you know?
“By the way what was that dancer’s name? She was awesome!
“Isis? Really? She looked more like a Tilly or Rose or something like that you know?
“OK back to Slenderman or Spindly Man or the Tall Cruel One or whatever the Internet is calling him now.
“The thing is, if you do a little digging you find out there have always been stories about something like him. It goes back as far as the middle ages you know?
“You didn’t? Well, now you do.
“And you aren’t the only one searching for information about this. Some of my sources tell me the CIA is interested. They think they can use the Entity as a weapon. They call the project Assignment Terror. A pretty stupid name for a top secret project you know? They say the whole Something Awful photoshop contest was a classic false flag operation.
“There’s other stories though, ones that say it all started in a town in Iowa called Kalo Junction. It happened back in 1955, back when kids went outside to play you know?
“So these three kids are out walking around in the woods when they find this dead body hanging from a tree. Some guy just went out there in his best suit and hung himself from a branch about eight feet off the ground. The body must have been there for a while because the birds had already eaten his eyes lips and nose.
“These three kids being kids spent about five minutes freaking out, then they started to throw rocks at it and poking it with sticks. They even gave it a name ‘Mr. Dangle’. Not very creative but they’re kids you know?
“Once dinner time rolled around and they had to go home the three kids all promised each other to keep Mr. Dangle a secret. They all wanted to see what it would look like as he rotted away. I guess it was kinda like a science project to them.
“Over the next few weeks they watched it decay. Animals chewed away its feet and fingers, maggots nested where its eyes should be and the arms were rotting away inside the suit. Thing is they never fell out of the sleeves, they just drooped lower and lower towards the ground. One kid said it was hard to tell where the arm ended and the sleeve began.
“One day the three kids went back to the tree and the was body gone. They figured the police had found it or some wild dogs had dragged it off. Either way they didn’t much care, they were kids you know?
“The disappearances started a little while after. Local kids mostly but some adults, maybe one or two every month. Most just vanished but a couple of times they found bags full of guts hanging from the same tree out in the woods.
“The state police and even the FBI got involved but they never really found out what was going on. Sure they arrested and locked up some local wino but he didn’t look anything like the tall well-dressed man people reported seeing wandering around town at night.
“Now get this, you know those three kids? It never touched them, they lost friends and relatives but the three kids lived long and healthy lives. They even told their story to the FBI but of no one believed them…
*
…“That’s all you’ve got for me?” I said when he finished, “A goddamn creepypasta?”
Mike Whitehead rolled his eyes, “Don’t be like that.”
“What do you mean don’t be like that? My couch is covered with a stripper’s ass glitter and I’ve got nothing to show for it!”
He stood up and got on his coat, “You really are a jerk sometimes Brian.”
“I have no idea how to stop this thing!” I yelled. Is there anything more ridiculous than yelling at a deaf guy? If there is I’m sure I’ll do it next week.
“Here,” he pulled a flash drive from his pocket, “the Assignment Terror file, all of it.”
“Awesome!” I jumped for joy. Finally I was going to get something done! And don’t you worry dear readers, whatever I find I’ll share with you right here.
Mike smiled at me, “Just remember you didn’t get it from me. Don’t be a dick.”
I nodded, “You’re secret’s safe with me.”
To be Continued -
(Recommended Reads) ANYTHING by Maria Protopapadaki-Smith
Just caught up on her last few stories. She is fantastic…
Elliot walked into the laboratory annexe that housed the test subjects. He found the usual sight waiting for him, rows upon rows of subhumans lying in their cots, motionless, all staring at the ceiling. He felt the familiar unease as he made his way halfway across the warehouse-sized room to the row of creatures that were next in line for testing. He walked up to the datatower that served this row and logged in to check everything was as it should be. The nanoimplants inside each subhuman brain reported that all was quiet in their limbic systems. The implants were designed to block the amygdala area of the brain from receiving stimuli, making subhumans unable to experience emotion…
The terrors I am about to experience are not my own. They will be implanted into my brain so that I can try and find out what happened to Janie Matthews. She is unable to tell us anything; she was found on Saturday morning at Moor House, screaming constantly, though nothing appeared to be physically wrong with her. She has been kept under sedation ever since, but for this procedure to work she must be fully alert so the doctor is letting her come to. She is almost there now – what started as whimpers are now getting louder and will soon turn into full-blown screams. The technicians hook me up to her in anticipation; my brain has been wired to hers for only a couple of seconds and already I am experiencing an extreme sense of foreboding…
The sirens blared. Kimi panicked. Today of all days! She was miles from the safe house with a small arsenal of illicit weapons in the boot. She commanded her vehicle to determine available routes to the safe house. The data on the dashboard told her it was a good fifteen minutes away if she took the freeway, or twenty five if she chose the safe route – not that any routes were truly safe these days, of course. She decided she had too much ammo in the car to risk the freeway. Twenty five minutes would be cutting it fine, and even a minor delay would be enough to cause her to break curfew, but this was still the safer option. If all hell was breaking loose again, the freeway checkpoints would be manned…
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part five ‘Who Can It Be Now?”
February 14th: Since the disappearance of Gigi (REDACTED) things have only gotten crazier. Some of the surviving members of the Colonie Village Nine have cut off all contact with yours truly, others are checking in with me every few hours or so.
There are three folders on my computer desktop, ‘Confirmed Sightings’, ‘Possible Encounters’ and ‘Assorted Bullshit’. The first two folders are pretty empty, the third is overflowing with nonsense and possible facts.
A lot of people dismiss the entity as a meme. For those of you that don’t know, a meme is defined as an idea that passes from person to person within a culture. That’s the Slenderman in a nutshell, an online urban legend sustained by a legion of frustrated writers and struggling filmmakers.
And that is my problem, how do I know what’s real? How do I separate the true-life lousy pictures from the carefully constructed photoshops? Is there a way to tell the difference between a true account and an Alternate Reality Game.
And how many fucking Youtube videos are there about this guy anyway?
It was inevitable, I suppose, that my punishing schedule of work, online paranormal investigation and InuYasha viewing marathons would catch up with me…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part six
Who Can It Be Now?
by
Al Bruno III
…a noise startled me awake. I had a few moments of not knowing where I was and what the Hell was going on.
Then my backache and eyestrain brought it all back to me. I had fallen asleep at my desk watching a Marble Hornets compilation.
Oh well, I’d fallen asleep watching worse. I closed my laptop and stood up. When I stretched my back and neck crackled in protest. I had been drooling in my sleep so I dabbed the moisture away on the edge of my sleeve. It was dark in my apartment, the radio alarm clock was turned at just the right angle to keep me from being able to tell what time it was.
The sound came again, it was a creak. Once I was sure it wasn’t coming from my spine I started to look around. The building I lived and worked in was old and full of little noises, it settled and sighed all the time. If that wasn’t enough my boss and landlady Mrs. Vincenzo lives above me so hearing her puttering about is a fairly normal occurrence. And have I told you about the time a family of skunks got into the walls?
That was one long and stinky week.
But this sound wasn’t coming from above or below, this was coming from right outside my apartment door. It was that board on the landing, the squeaky one.
Someone was right outside my door.
Being a total dumb-ass I called out, “Is somebody there?” There was no answer of course and the noise continued. It was like someone was rocking in place.
I held my breath and waited. I switched out the lights, then after a few minutes of sweating in the dark I switched them on again.
In case you’re wondering my door doesn’t have a peephole. I always thought they were for wimps, that’s the same reason I don’t have a welcome mat.
Creak.
Since I didn’t have any better ideas I called again “I said who’s there?” and instantly hated myself for it.
Creak. Creak. Creak.
This was a stand off in every sense of the word. I let ten minutes pass by before I actually got the nerve up to do something. I tip-toed to the kitchen.
Yeah, now I decided to be stealthy. I should probably have thought of it before I started shouting like every slasher movie victim ever. I got a knife out of the silverware drawer.
Truth be told if my residence had been blessed with a rear exit or a fire escape I would have been halfway down Central Avenue by now. I still hadn’t worked up the nerve to confront whoever might be outside my apartment so I put my ear to the door.
What did I expect to hear? Heavy breathing? Show tunes? Damned if I know but I didn’t hear anything at all.
The creaking had stopped. I closed my eyes and prayed I’d hear the sound of someone retreating back down the stairs. I waited like that for a while.
When I opened my eyes again, my gaze was drawn to the upper left hand side of the doorway. Something …no four somethings were slipping between the door and the frame.
Four inhumanly long fingers that curled like smoke…
*
…but it was all a dream.
Well, either that or I blacked out.
All I know for sure is that I woke up in my bed buried deep under the covers. Yes I did shriek at the sound of my own alarm clock, thanks for asking.
I still don’t know if I really saw what I saw or if it was just a dream. On one hand I’m not one for nightmares, after dealing with a verdilak you point and laugh at nightmares. On the other hand how did I get from my desk to my bed? I checked the silverware drawer and the knife is still there and my laptop is still open.
It would be so easy to dismiss the whole thing as my subconscious having a little cruel fun with me.
Well, it would be easy if not what I found waiting outside my door. I was heading downstairs for work and nearly tripped over it. It’s just a cardboard box, a shoebox probably. It’s been carefully wrapped in newspapers that are at least fifteen years old. There are no stamps or delivery labels on it. When I shake the box I hear a soft rattling.
What’s in there? I haven’t looked, I’m not ready yet. But we all know it sure isn’t Valentine’s candy.
To Be Continued
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part five ‘The Canned Hunt’
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
February 7th: Remember the time the Vice President shot a guy in the face?
Not the current one, the other one- Dick Cheney. When he shot that guy he was on what they called a ‘canned hunt’. Canned hunts are these half-assed wildlife preserves where they raise animals to be practically domesticated so pussified pseudo-hunters can shoot them with ease.
Imagine it, a bunch of pheasants kept in a dark enclosed space so that when they’re released they have no idea how to save themselves from what’s coming.
That’s how I see the Colonie Village Nine.
Actually it’s the Colonie Village Seven now that Clayton (REDACTED) is dead and Suzie (REDACTED) is still missing. And let me tell you something, those remaining seven kids are scared, ready to run but with no idea where to go.
The more I investigate the more I think that the Spindly Man chose these kids a long time ago, he chose them for his own personal canned hunt.
I hear from at least one of the Colonie Village Seven every day, they report every shadow they see or noise they hear. They take pictures and videos and upload them to me and send me detailed emails.
I’m still under house arrest so all I can do is answer back, collate their information and try and match it up with other things out there on the Internet. You might think it’s kind of funny, Brian Foster hunting down a legend from the privacy of his own home.
Well, before you start chuckling too much, this is the final rambling email I received from Gigi (REDACTED)…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part five
The Canned Hunt
by
Al Bruno III
“…Gigi (REDACTED) [(REDACTED)@gmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2013 2:29 PM
To:
The Night Blogger
“I’m not sure if this will get to you. I’m not even sure what day this is. Is it Tuesday? I can’t trust anything. You were right, time is wrong. I’ll be at work or on a date or just watching TV then it happens. I’m gone for hours. One minute I’m walking around all normal and then suddenly I’m in some kind of forest and I don’t know it happened. It’s always dark in the forest and there’s all this smoke.
“When I ‘wake up’ its hours later and I’m where I’m supposed to be. Its like I never went anywhere. Sometimes I start coughing and I can’t stop. I thought maybe it was smoke inhalation but when I went to the doctor they said there was nothing wrong with me.
“Where is that place Brian? I looked everywhere and there’s nothing in the news about a forest fire that’s been going on for days. Why are the woods so dark? Shouldn’t the fire light my way?
“Everyone thinks I’m depressed about Clay and Suzie. They tell me I’m acting like a zombie half the time. Is that what I’m like when I’m in the forest? Is this all just in my mind?
“That tall man. He’s making this happen.
“I hear him. Its just footsteps but I know they’re his and I know he wants me to hear him.
“He’s been in my room. Sometimes the clock radio goes off all by itself in the middle of the night even though I never set it. I sleep on my stomach and when the alarm goes off I pretend I’m still sleeping. I lie perfectly still because I know he’s standing at my bedside. He doesn’t have eyes but I know he’s staring. He doesn’t have a mouth but I know he’s smiling. If I lie still long enough he goes away.
“I lost an entire day today. I mean yesterday. I just walked out of the house and suddenly I was lost again. I wandered around in the trees and the smoke for what must have been hours. I tried to make a call but my phone had no bars.
“After a while I started yelling for help. I just wanted someone to hear me, even if it was him. I never heard anyone call back, I couldn’t even hear my voice echo. I started to wonder if I was in Hell.
“Then I was back home but I don’t know when. The clock, the computer and the microwave all show different times. You know about the handprint outside my window but you don’t know that the fingers don’t bend right.
“I’m afraid. I don’t know what to do…”
*
…the minute I saw that email I called her. After four rings she answered and shortly after I started speaking she asked me what I was talking about.
Yes, she was losing time. Yes, she was sure the Spindly Man was stalking her. Yes, she kept finding herself in that bleak forest. But no, she hadn’t emailed me.
And she didn’t see that handprint on her window until I told her about it. That’s when she started screaming and the call cut off.
Fact: No one has seen Gigi (REDACTED) since that night. A missing persons report has been filed but there are no leads.
Fact: Thanks to a little hacking from some good friends of mine I learned that the email I received on February 5th didn’t leave her mail server until today. Over twenty-four hours since her disappearance.
Fact: I haven’t found a way to see what that handprint looks like. She said it bent in all the wrong ways but what did that mean? The only thing I do know is this. Gigi (REDACTED)’s apartment is on the second floor of her building.
The canned hunt continues and the pheasants don’t know where to run.
To Be Continued
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part four ‘Twizzlers And Beer’
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
January 19th: Clayton (REDACTED) was found in his car, dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. That was two members of the Colonie Village Nine either dead or missing. Now there are two things the Albany Police Department doesn’t like- unsolved mysteries and mandatory sit ups, so as you can imagine they weren’t too happy with Clayton (REDACTED)’s suicide.
Already the rumors were starting, rumors of serial killers and suicide pacts. Nobody likes it when a high school senior decides to blow his brains out. People need someone or something to blame, most of the time tragedies like this make people start pointing accusing fingers at movies, music and video games.
I bet that would have happened with this case too- if they hadn’t found my contact info in Clayton’s phone…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part four
Twizzlers And Beer
by
Al Bruno III
…Joseph Vincenzo opened his little pawn shop in 1967 at the Westgate shopping plaza. He told anyone that would listen that he saw his pawn shop as a way to help the less fortunate in his community, that he felt what he did was no different than a bank or a credit union. What he didn’t tell anyone was that his little pawn shop also laundered money for the Polish Mafia.
He didn’t tell anyone but the police found out anyway. Once the Mob found out the police had found out Joseph Vincenzo suffered a not-entirely unexpected fatal accident.
Of course who am I to make wild accusations? Maybe there is a perfectly rational explanation for why he drowned in raw sewage.
Joseph’s untimely and utterly disgusting death left his wife Claretha with nothing but a mountain of bills and a no longer mobbed up pawn shop. Other women might have sold everything and tried to start over but Mrs. Vincenzo decided she liked the little second hand shop she and her husband (and the Kielbasa Gang) had built. So after some soul searching she decided to keep Vincenzo’s Pawn in business.
But this time everything was on the up and up. Hold the Kielbasa you might say.
What does any of this have to do with the death of Clayton (REDACTED)? Not a damn thing, but Mrs. Vincenzo is a remarkable woman and she deserves an online shout-out. Yours truly would be toast if not for her patience and understanding.
And here’s hoping she doesn’t evict me for this latest mess I’ve gotten myself into.
The mess in question was Detective Phil Bradshaw walking in the door of Vincenzo’s Pawn during regular business hours. I was behind the front counter, looking over some family heirlooms that were about to be traded for quick cash.
“Foster…” the rat-faced plainclothes cop growled, “I need to talk to you right now.”
Mrs. Vincenzo was on lunch so I tried to placate him with an “I’m kind of busy here.”
“No you’re not,” he flashed his badge around. “Everybody out or I take your names down and make sure what you’ve got here actually belongs to you.”
That was a harsh and unfair thing to say about our clientele but my only three customers cleared out in a hurry. “I don’t think you’re allowed to do that,” I said.
“Leave the law to me Foster,” he flipped the OPEN sign to CLOSED and locked the front door. I suppose I should have been intimidated by all this but I had been expecting it.
“Is there a problem?”
“What do you know about Clayton (REDACTED)? Was he a friend of yours?”
“We played Monopoly once.”
He leaned over the counter, his beady eyes glaring into mine, “Keep digging that hole Foster. Any grief you give me could be construed as hindering a police investigation. You want to go back to jail?”
“Not particularly,” I suddenly felt itchy where my electronic monitoring bracelet met my skin. “I knew Clayton, he consulted me.”
“Consulted? Ha-ha! Don‘t make me laugh.”
“You just did laugh.”
“Keep being a smartass Foster. I know that you’re up to another one of your scams,” he said. “You got those kids all riled up with your fairy tales and now look what’s happened.”
“Detective Bradshaw, if I was scamming people with fairy tales don’t you think I would have worn a better suit to my arraignment?
“Cut the nonsense! I want to know what you know and when you knew it.”
“Look…” I broke eye contact and started cleaning the glass counter, “I know he’s dead. He shot himself right? But are you sure of that? Maybe it was a murder.”
“Don’t play dumb with me, we both know powder burns don’t lie. You know the more I talk to you the more I miss the old days. You know what they would do to a guy like you in the old days?” Detective Bradshaw paused meaningfully. Just to make sure I didn’t miss his point he picked up the real imitation antique lamp at one end of the counter and hefted it like he was judging its ability to do damage to my skull.
But the joke was on him. If he knew how cheaply made the thing was he would have grabbed something else.
“All I know is what is available to the general public,” I sprayed down another part of the counter and cleaned the glass, “I mean it’s not like I know the bullet you pulled out of him was a 9 millimeter and for some reason you can’t find the gun.”
Detective Bradshaw dropped the lamp, “You son of a bitch!”
“Oh dear. Vincenzo’s Pawn has a strict You Break It You Bought It Policy,” I turned to the register and started clicking buttons, “will that be cash or charge?”
“YOU SON OF A BITCH!”
*
…Clayton (REDACTED) was employed as a short order cook at the ‘76 Diner and all his co-workers said he was in good spirits on the last night of his life. The night manager did remark that he saw a figure in a black hoodie loitering outside the building, he never saw the person’s face clearly but he described the individual as ‘ugly’ and ‘monk-like’.
Ten minutes after Clayton’s shift ended a waitress spied him arguing with the same unidentifiable figure. Twenty minutes later he was caught on the surveillance camera of a nearby Hess station. He bought a six pack of beer and a Godawful amount of Twizzlers.
The burnt-out shell of what had once been Colonie Village Elementary School was fenced off and never rebuilt. It has remained a safety hazard and an eyesore for almost twenty years for reasons civil authorities have never satisfactorily explained.
Sometime after midnight Clayton parked his car as close to the fence as he could and shut off the engine. How long did he sit there with no heat in the almost twenty below weather? Long enough to drink six beers and eat a pound of candy. Long enough to work up the nerve to put a gun in his mouth.
Beer and Twizzlers. I can think of better last meals.
There’s no way to prove it but I don’t think he was alone in that car. Our hooded friend was there. Did Crooked Teeth force its way into the car? I doubt it, which means that Clayton (REDACTED) knew who, or what, he was dealing with.
All the stuff I said to Bradshaw about the gun was a lucky guess. I knew that Suzie (REDACTED) had owned a handgun and that Crooked Teeth was prowling around her house. It wasn’t too hard to draw conclusions from there.
When I imagine that long, final night I picture them talking in the car, neither one of them ever raising their voice. I’m sure Clayton started out begging and bargaining. I’m just as sure that all Crooked Teeth had to do was point to the tall, well-dressed man staring facelessly through the windshield. That was all the counter argument Clayton needed.
To Be Continued
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part three ‘Crooked Teeth’
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
January 18th: The first time I met Leroy (REDACTED) in person I talked him into breaking into a missing girl’s house. The next time I saw him he had a black eye and a dislocated shoulder.
When I asked him what happened he started to shake, and he shook the whole time he told me his story.
And what did I say when he was done? What did I say to the scared high school senior standing before me?
“Did you get it on video?”
Remember that if you ever start to think that I’m a hero in all this…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part three
Crooked Teeth
by
Al Bruno III
…the video began with an external view of a darkened street. Leroy was hidden in a neighbor’s yard, waiting for Suzie (REDACTED)’s parents to leave their home. I wasn’t sure if Leroy was going to get a chance to get inside the place but Mr. and Mrs. (REDACTED) have turned to their faith in this time of crisis and are attending evening and morning services on a regular basis.
Church days are always the optimal time for doing things like this, funerals and weddings are even better.
After you type a sentence like that you really have to question your life choices but that’s a whole other blog post.
Leroy waited twenty minutes before heading in. First he tried the windows, no luck there. Then he did the old credit card in the door trick but only managed to destroy a perfectly good library card. Then he looked for a plastic rock, he found one and sure enough there was a key underneath it.
With that he was in.
The digital video camera I gave him was from the pawn shop I work at so it didn’t have the greatest picture under the best of circumstances but it did have a night vision setting so he was able to make his way around the darkened house without crashing into the furniture. Leroy had no idea where Suzie’s room was, so he had to do a little poking around.
First there was the living room, or the parlor, or whatever people are calling them these days. Two couches and a recliner were on one side of the room, a widescreen TV on the other. Framed photographs were on the walls, most of them were of the (REDACTED) family in their younger days. It’s funny how the novelty of taking pictures wears off as your kid gets older isn’t it? Maybe it is just that families get too busy. Maybe its that deep down parents would rather remember their kids when they’re helpless little accessories, not when their surly teens or disappointing adults.
One of the framed photographs wasn’t a photograph at all, it was the front page of the Knickerbocker News from over a decade ago. A headline blared “MIRACLE ESCAPE” above a column of text and a black and white photograph of nine tired looking kids. Leroy kept the camera trained on it for almost a minute. I wondered if he had his own copy of this article somewhere in his home.
That part of the house explored he made his way to the kitchen. There had been a lot of concerned visitors of late and each visitor had brought comfort food of one kind or another. Tupperware containers of all sizes and shapes were piled up in the sink, there were so many that they had begun to spill over onto the nearby counter. The crumbs and scraps of food were beginning to spoil. My grandmother would have called this an open invitation for every rodent in the neighborhood.
Maybe so but we all know that there are worse things than rats that can get in your house. Lots worse.
Leroy moved from the kitchen to the guest room, then from the guest room to the bathroom and finally to Suzie’s room. Her room was in the rearmost part of the house, her curtains were drawn closed but thanks to the miracle that is Google Earth I know that she grew up with a view of her backyard.
Funny thing about the (REDACTED) family’s backyard. It was surrounded on all sides by the neighbors’ yards, and each of them had put up a tall wooden slat fence. All the houses on this road, and the nearby streets, have been that way for years. I did a little digging to find out why and learned that there have been long running problems with “transients, vandals and peeping Toms.”
Interesting.
Now that he had found Suzie’s room, Leroy did as I asked and took long lingering images of everything even remotely interesting. First there was her desk, it was cluttered with pens, markers and bottles of nail polish. There were papers everywhere, most were covered with the standard time wasting doodles of the bored; squares, lightning bolts, circles and little tornados but mixed in with those was this weird tangle of lines and curves that created an image somewhere between a sigil and a stick figure.
There was an iPod on her dresser, thumbing through it revealed she had been recently listening to an album called Plans.
Checking her dresser drawers and nightstand revealed nothing out of the ordinary. Did Leroy get a guilty thrill out of rummaging through a girl’s unmentionables? Lord knows I still do.
There was a poster for the band ‘Death Cab For Cutie’ over the headboard, a leather jacket was hung over one of the bedposts. The bed itself was refreshingly free of any stuffed animals or dolls or other foofyiness. Looking under the bed gave Leroy the first real surprise of the evening, a box of 9 millimeter ammunition, Remington brand to be precise.
He put the box back under the bed and turned his attention to the closet. He was grumbling under his breath, griping about his time being wasted and wondering to himself what kind of an idiot I was.
Suzie’s closet was crammed full of clothes; dresses, jeans, blouses and coats. It looked like she wasn’t the kind of girl that liked to throw anything away.
The camera saw the figure in the closet before Leroy did.
Cue the double take.
Leroy’s gasp was more like a grunt. He stepped back. The figure in the closet stepped forward. This was no faceless spindly man, this was just a stranger in jeans, a hoodie and a wooden mask. The mask was a sharp oval with distended eyes and a gaping mouth that overflowed with gnarled fangs.
“This isn’t what you think…” Leroy said.
The masked figure leaped. The camera went flying across the room…
*
…how do I describe that lacquered mask? Imagine a Japanese Oni demon re-imagined as a Garbage Pail Kid.
And since I am not going to go on calling it ‘the masked figure’ from here on out it will be known as Crooked Teeth. I think Suzie, wherever she is, would approve.
So, Crooked Teeth beat the crap out of Leroy and ran. Thankfully Leroy managed to get out of the (REDACTED) family home before the police arrived to investigate the brouhaha.
What was the masked figure- I mean Crooked Teeth- doing in Suzie’s closet? Waiting for a bus? Searching for something? Had it been following Leroy all along?
I don’t know, all I do know is that while Leroy and I were going over the video we lost another one of the Colonie Village Nine.
And this time it wasn’t a disappearance, this time we had a body.
To Be Continued
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THE NIGHT BLOGGER: Slim To None part two ‘Where There’s Smoke…’
Part Three: Digging In The Dirt
Part Five: Back From The Shadows Again
Part Six: The Devil’s In The House Of The Rising Sun
Part Seven: The House Of Gorgo
Part Eight: The Parliament Of Moloch
Part Nine: Under The Eye Of Luna
Part Ten: The Tale Of Detective Bradshaw
Part Eleven: Waiting For The Mortician Or Someone Like Him
Part Twelve: The Shape On The Stairwell
January 15th: The entity has many names; Slender Man, Him, The Operator, Der Ritter, Der Großmann, Bundle, Domine, The Tall Man, The Thin Man, Der Schlanker Mann, The Spindly Man, Fear Dubh, Schlankwald, Tree Man, Slendy, Slenderman, The Pale One, The White King, The Priest of Nothing.
Some say it isn’t real, that the Spindly Man is just a rumor started on a message board. Others say the faceless stranger has always been hiding in the shadows, waiting. There are Youtube videos, some supposedly true encounters, others obviously not. The entirty is discussed on blogs, on reddit and 4Chan. What is it? The bogey man in a clip-on tie? A nightmare in the public domain? An entity from outside time and space?
All I know is it was there the night Suzie (REDACTED) disappeared and maybe, just maybe, it was there the day the Colonie Village Nine almost perished in a schoolhouse fire.
I had been exchanging emails with Leroy (REDACTED) for almost a week, there had been a video chat and the ubiquitous friending on Facebook. That was a good beginning but if I was really going to start looking for answers I was going to have to speak to them. To all of them…
THE NIGHT BLOGGER:
Slim To None
part two
Where There’s Smoke…
by
Al Bruno III
…“Now remember,” I said to my audience of eight, “if my landlady shows up you’re here to play Monopoly.”
Just to be safe I had set up my Star Wars Monopoly board and arranged the cards and counters so it looked like we were in mid-game. I had promised Mrs. Vincenzo that I was out of the monster hunting business and I meant to make it look like I was keeping that promise.
Thanks to my ongoing legal troubles the remaining members of the Colonie Village Nine had had to come to me. From what I understood it hadn’t been an easy thing for Leory to arrange. Still though, he’d made it happen and now I had a bunch of skeptical high school seniors crowded into my apartment. I wondered to myself if any of them had bothered to check out my online reputation.
Gigi was the first to speak, she had her arms crossed and an eyebrow raised. It was the way she said “Lets just get this over with,” that gave me flashbacks to the afternoon I’d lost my virginity.
“OK,” I said. There was no couch so they were all sitting on the floor. I paced in front of them and tried to make it seem like I knew what I was doing, “First question, have any of you heard from Suzie?”
Clayton looked at me like daisies had suddenly sprouted from my ears, “If we did we’d have said something.”
“Maybe not,” I said, “maybe there is a reason one of you hasn’t come forward.”
“This is a waste of time,” Gigi groaned, giving me a fresh bout of flashbacks.
“Are you sure?” I handed each of them a printout, “Leroy never told anyone about the video camera.”
“I explained that,” Leroy shifted uncomfortably, “I didn’t find it in my car until I got home that night. I thought it would make me look guilty if I gave it to the police.”
Bob stared at the printout, “What is this?”
“I pulled it from the video of that night,” I explained, “do any of you recognize the man there?”
“It’s just some guy in a suit and a red tie. You can’t even see his face!” Now it was Tameka’s turn to look at me like I was an idiot.
“Is he wearing a mask?” Julio asked.
Gigi handed the printout back to me, “I sure didn’t see him there.”
“It’s the angel,” Kurt smiled.
“Oh here we go again,” Clayton rolled his eyes.
“Tell me more about the angel,” I asked gently. There was something about Kurt that reminded me of a starving Chihuahua, he was all bones and shivers.
“He saved us from the fire,” Kurt said.
“That wasn’t an angel!” Gigi shouted, “It was just some guy.”
“Then what happened to him? They never found him.”
“Maybe he didn’t want the publicity,” Gigi crumpled her printout into a little ball, “maybe he was some kind of a sex offender and couldn’t let anyone know he was near a school.”
Julio scowled and tossed his paper away, “I think I’d prefer an angel.”
No one but Kurt had looked at the printout for very long. I had expected derision or accusations of being full of shit, but it wasn’t like that. They just wanted to put it out of sight and mind. These kids were spooked, there was no doubt about that. I asked, “How did he rescue you exactly?”
Bob shrugged, “He carried us out.”
“Nine kids at the same time? Or did he take trips?”
“How should we know?” Clayton said, “We were like six years old!”
“He wrapped us up in his arms,” Kurt explained, “and walked through the smoke until we were safe.”
That was the last straw. Everyone started arguing and yelling, there were insults and threats of violence. At first I was worried the noise might make my landlady Mrs. Vincenzo suspicious of what I was up to, but on the other hand isn’t this how most games of Monopoly turn out?
Then their phones went off, all eight of them and at exactly the same time. The sudden clash of tones, chirps and songs made everyone jump.
“It’s from Suzie…” Tameka breathed.
“Me too.” Clayton said, “Did she send you a picture?”
Julio dropped his phone, “Oh fuck. Oh fuck!”
“What is it?” I walked around so I could peer over Leroy’s shoulder.
It was a black and white picture, the image was grainy, washed out and at a slight angle. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw it was that it looked like a shot from an art house film. My second thought was “Is that-”
“It’s the school,” Leroy nodded, “it’s our school the day of the fire…”
*
…after we spent about an hour fruitlessly trying to text and call Suzie we decided to pack it in. There were no more snide comments and eye rolls, they were all scared now.
All of them except for Kurt, he seemed delighted at this turn of events.
We all swapped phone numbers and emails. That done I made sure each of them forwarded me a copy of that image. Then I made them promise to call me if anything even slightly strange happened.
Leroy stayed behind for a little longer, he and I had other things to discuss. It was time to take my investigations to the next level and since I couldn’t go anywhere I was going to have to outsource my breaking and entering. Leroy agreed to my plan more quickly than I would have liked but I still sent him away with a digital video camera and some words of advice.
Once I was alone I got to work on the picture. Here is what I know so far;
Fact: The photo really was of Colonie Village Elementary from the day of the fire. Thick clouds of smoke are roiling out of every window but you can’t see any flames.
Now, I’ve escaped and started a few conflagrations in my time and let me tell you that smoke looks like something you’d get from a chemical explosion or a 1980’s heavy metal concert gone bad.
You know, they say the smoke gets you before you burn up, they also say that its a kind of mercy.
Fact: I went through every newspaper report I could and found no pictures matching the one that was sent. All those official photos were of the front entrance and the parking lot. The picture that was sent to the Colonie Village Nine had been taken somewhere near the rear of the building. The photographer must have been right at the edge of the playground.
Fact: Speaking of the photographer, the angles of the picture don’t quite make sense. Our shutterbug in question had either been sitting up in a tree or been freakishly tall.
Fact: Suzie’s smartphone has been in the police evidence room since the night of her disappearance some six weeks ago.
To Be Continued



