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AL BRUNO III IS A WRITER OF IRREGULAR TALENT WHOSE WORK IS IRREGULARLY READ. HE PREFERS TO WRITE COMEDY AND HORROR BUT IS SOMETIMES UNSURE OF THE DIFFERENCE.
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From THE UNKNOWN MOVIES
 

 
By this point, you may be wondering if the movie has any original ideas of its own. Well, there are a few. For one thing, there’s… um… ah… oh yeah, the fact that the events in this movie don’t take place a long time ago, but in the future. Also, Star Wars didn’t have a female robot that, after Dagg tinkers with the circuitry in her posterior (“You’ve got no right to go probing around inside of me,” protests the female robot at one point), all of a sudden has the hots for her human master, eventually getting a deep kiss in the mouth from him. And Star Wars didn’t contain enema references, as well as a character suggesting that the rugged space smuggler was actually having some sort of gay relationship with the youthful hero on a quest… 
 


Actually, it’s closer to Andrea Dworkin and John Norman fighting each other with rusty knives, while Robert E. Howard presses a borrowed handgun to his temple. 



“The Fury of the Femizons” takes place in a future world run by the U.S.A. — the United Sisterhood Alliance, that is — a gynocracy established after the women of the world had enough of males’ oppression, belligerence, and habit of sending unsolicited photos of their genitals.



Those were some grim times, let me tell you — mass confiscation of fedoras, rows and rows of manacled bros forced to march for days without even a sip of Gamer Fuel, the agonized pleas of “NOT ALL MEN” cruelly ignored by the God-Empress Sarkeesian. 



The women of the Sisterhood spend their days engaged in gladiatorial combat or culling the herds of feral males and spend their nights having sandwiches brought to them by domesticated sex slaves — all in accordance with the established principles of radical feminist theory. (“Objective #1: Overthrow the patriarchy. Objective #2: Get fitted for metal corsets that expose maximum cleavage.”)…